Phone Sex: The Art of Anticipation

By: Jay Dee, MPH

When was the last time you had phone sex? And no, babe—not sexting, not emojis, not that nude pic. I mean real phone sex. Just you, your boo, and voices dripping with desire. With all this FaceTime and video-call access, sometimes the hottest move is keeping the fantasy alive with audio only. No visuals, just vibes!

Now, let’s get you ready. First—set the mood:

Hop in the shower, lather up, moisturize that gorgeous skin.

Slip into something that makes you feel sexy… or go completely bare, your call.

Pro tip: pick a comfy spot and lie down, because chances are those hands of yours may get busy. Wear wireless earbuds, this is non-negotiable. Having your lover’s voice in your ear while your hands are caressing your soft skin? Baby, that’s premium surround sound.

If this is your first time, pour yourself a glass of wine and take the edge off. Don’t overthink it—if you laugh or stumble, that’s part of the fun. Awkward can be cute, and trust me, it fades quick once the heat picks up. And when it’s all done, do your aftercare! Send that “still thinking about you” text, share what you loved, or just drift off smiling like the satisfied baddie you are (wink)!

This activity is for all couples and it doesn't have to be long and drawn out––it can be if you want! Just make sure it's raw, unfiltered! But if you're really into it, video chat, share your screen, watch erotica, and masturbate together!

Phone sex is foreplay, period. It’s how long-distance couples keep the anticipation, how travelers stay spicy, and how busy lovers schedule their pleasure. Because yes, scheduling sex is sexy—it’s like sending a calendar invite that says: “Block this time. I’m yours.”

So, what are you waiting for? Call them up tonight. Whisper something filthy. Let’s see who breaks first.

Until Next Time,

The Vagina Liberator