The Ultimate Guide to Car Sex: Positions, Privacy, and Safety Tips!

By: Jay Dee, MPH

Okay babe, buckle up — here are my top tips (pun intended) so you and your partner can make car sex a smooth experience:

First and foremost pick the right car & spot:

• Park somewhere private: a quiet driveway, a secluded lot, or after hours when fewer people are around. Avoid parks, schools, places kids hang out, public sidewalks or busy lots. FYI, there’s no law in Florida that literally says “you cannot have sex in a parked car,” but if you’re visible to the public and someone could watch you (especially if minors or children might be around), you could get charged with things like “public indecency,” “indecent exposure,” or “lewd and lascivious conduct.”

• Make sure the windows are tinted (legally) or you cover them with a shade, blanket or curtains — you don’t want headlights or passersby catching the show.

Fun & Comfy Car Sex Positions

Remember — car sex is all about angles and space, not acrobatics. Your goal? Make the most of a small area while still keeping things intimate. Here’s how to do it:

1. The Passenger Seat Slide

Best for: Smaller cars, spontaneous moments.

• Recline the passenger seat all the way back.

• One partner straddles the other while facing them.

• The driver’s seat gives a little knee space, and you can still keep a hand on the door or dashboard for balance. Pro tip: Use a soft blanket or jacket under your knees or back — those seatbelts can dig in!

  
  

2. The Backseat Bliss

Best for: SUVs, sedans with roomy backseats.

• Both climb into the back. The receiver lies across the seat; the giver kneels on the floor or stays partially on the seat.

• Recline both front seats forward if you need extra legroom. Pro tip: Lay a towel down — for both hygiene and cleanup. Bonus points for tinted windows.

  
  

3. The Fold-Down Fantasy

Best for: Hatchbacks, crossovers, wagons.

• Fold the back seats flat to create a mini bed.

• Lay down a blanket, maybe some pillows. One partner lies on their back while the other climbs between or over their legs. Pro tip: Crack a window or turn the A/C on low for airflow — the heat can sneak up fast.

  
  

4. The Rearview Rodeo

Best for: Larger vehicles or trucks.

• Receiver faces the window with their hands on the seat or door for balance.

• Giver enters from behind, keeping knees cushioned on a folded hoodie or pillow. Pro tip: Position the car so the front faces a wall or fence — fewer chances of anyone seeing shadows move.

  
  

5. The Lap Dance Loveseat

Best for: Quickies or playful foreplay.

• Partner sits in the driver or passenger seat (engine OFF).

• The other partner straddles them, facing forward or backward.

• Great for kissing, grinding, and exploring without full-on penetration if you’re tight on space. Pro tip: Keep this one short — your legs will cramp before your passion fades.

  
  

6. The Sideways Slide

Best for: Tight spaces or shy lovers.

• Both lie across the back seat sideways, bodies facing each other.

• It’s cozy, close, and perfect for slow strokes or just intimate touching. Pro tip: If you have a coupe, this one’s your best bet for comfort.

  
  

7. The Open Trunk Trick

Best for: SUVs or hatchbacks — and ultimate privacy.

• Fold the seats down, open the hatch slightly, and cover with a blanket or sunshade for airflow.

• One partner lies back, the other kneels or stands outside (depending on car height).Pro tip: Only do this in a secluded spot — one peek and you’re on the evening news.

  
  

Comfort & Safety Quick Tips

• Always park safely, engine off, in a private spot.

• Keep wipes, towels, and water handy.

• Avoid gearshifts, cupholders, and seatbelts digging into sensitive spots.

• Bring lube — cars get dry real fast (thanks A/C).

• Check your surroundings before and after. If there’s any chance minors could be nearby — skip it.

• And again: never engage in sexual activity while the car is moving — that’s dangerous and illegal.

Final Word

Car sex can be wild, and spontaneous — if you plan it right. The thrill isn’t just about the location; it’s about being playful, breaking routine, and staying connected with your partner.

Keep it private, respectful, and comfy — because the only thing you should be catching is a good time, not a charge.

Until Next Time,

The Vagina Liberator