10 Sex Commandments
- thevaginaliberator
- May 23
- 2 min read
The Notorious B.I.G released one of his well known songs, "10 Crack Commandments" in 1997. Biggie used his witty rhymes to give the world the top 10 rules to selling crack! This song was so popular, it has been sampled 49 times. I figured if The Notorious could give away the crack game to the world, I can give the sex game to you....
Here are the 10 Sex Commandments:
Never let no one know how many bodies you hold.
This determines nothing! Get tested regularly.
Never tell them it's "good" when it's not!
Be about your pleasure and speak up!
Always obtain consent.
Sex is not worth a sexual assault charge!
Always get high off your own supply!
Use the number 1 sex journal, Table For One for your solo sex needs. Masturbation is for you to master your body, identify your orgasms, and maximize your pleasure with your partner(s).
Always have sex where your comforts at!
If you're not comfortable in a space or with the person, do not have sex!
That goddamn "jackrabbit"? Dead it!
Foreplay is king and Aftercare is essential! Don't let anyone skip these steps. It will complete the experience!
Keep your kinky business and friends completed separated.
Your friends may make you insecure about the things you and your partner do behind closed doors. Everyone isn't open-minded!
Always keep some lube on you.
Lube is your bestie! The wetter, the better!
If you're getting filmed, put on your best show!
Once the recording stop, the footage lives on in cyberspace forever. Why not make it memorable, just in case!
A strong word called PLEASURE!
Every time you have sex, it should feel good! Hopefully you experience multiple orgasms but at the bare minimum, you should have an overload of pleasure!
Until Next Time,
The Vagina Liberator
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