Zodiac

By: Jay Dee, MPH

Zodiac signs were first charted by the Babylonians around 450 BCE. Many people use zodiac signs to determine others personality!

Nothing irritates me more than being on social media, reading a scenario or listening to a story and people are commenting, “They must be an Aries LMAO we don’t play!” Cut it out.

The truth of the matter, at any given time, anyone of us can be a “bull” like a Taurus or “bold” like an Aries. But at the same time, I think there are unique personality traits that are specific to each sign.

Here’s my take:

Capricorns can dish it out but they cannot take it! They have no problem expressing their grievances to others but when someone else does the same in return, their whole world has ended and it is now a war! Virgos and Sagittarius are “know it alls” but it is the Sag who cannot be wrong under any circumstances! They will do the most to prove themselves right, only to still be wrong.

Now let me just say, WE all lie, that’s bible. But Leos and Libras are the biggest liars. However, Libras take the lead on that. Hence the nickname, “lying Libra!” Additionally to Leos, they are the most arrogant.

Pisces and Cancers are the most emotional. I call them “crybabies," that's literal and also figurative because they stay on a rollercoaster of emotions. In one conversation with a Cancer they can go from sad, angry, frustrated, to indifferent…what just happened?! Pisces know they are likeable and desires to be liked. But they are not crashing out if your don't.

I once read that if narcissism was based on zodiacs, Aquarius and Gemini would be number 1 and 2 on the list. I think that was spot on! Geminis and Aquarius are the most manipulative sign because they are “smarty pants!”  Gemini can hold a conversation with almost anyone about almost anything; talkative sign. Gemini understands multiple perspectives at once which is why they are deemed “two-faced.” Aquarius on the other hand, is the most manipulative. This sign is notorious for being charming, neutral with their emotions. The real Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde!

Scorpios even if they need you, they do not need you! Scorpio is not going out of their way to prove anything to anyone. Perhaps they’re the most comfortable with self, good or bad, out of all the zodiacs!

Unfortunately, I don’t interact with Aries and Taurus enough to pick out their unique trait. What do you think they are?

Zodiac signs are interesting but they are certainly not the end all be all.   

Until Next Time,

The Vagina Liberator